We sure hope Natalie Portman hasn’t stolen any cars or killed any puppies lately because according to The Blast — a man named John Wick is after her.

The 37-year-old Annihilation and Vox Lux star filed for a restraining order against “a guy she claims showed up at her house and tried to get into her gated community, and when police confronted him … he told them he was John Wick.”

The unnamed man (whose real name police were able to determine through his Colorado Driver’s License) would not respond when addressed by his real name when addressed by the police, only complying when they called him “John.” Even then, “his responses were limited and delayed.” The man also said, “that he had spoken to the reporting person several times, telepathically, and that he had traveled from Colorado to Los Angeles to meet the individual.”

Baba Yaga or bats in the belfry? “The man was eventually placed on a mental hold and the detective filed a petition for a firearms restraining order, which was granted.”

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